The Bedwetter

Synopsis

“Hilarious memoir…Silverman never shies away from poking fun at her own expense. Though she’s best known for sexually explicit jokes, Silverman is able to address more serious subjects in the book without losing her edge, particularly her teenage struggle with depression.” — Publishers Weekly

Warning from publisher to reader:

At HarperCollins, we are committed to customer satisfaction. Before proceeding with your purchase, please take the following questionnaire to determine your likelihood of enjoying this book:

1. Which of the following do you appreciate?
   1. Women with somewhat horse-ish facial features.
   2. Women who, while not super Jew-y, are more identifiably Jewish than, say, Natalie Portman.
   3. Frequent discussion of unwanted body hair.
2. Are you offended by the following behavior?
   1. Instructing one’s grandmother to place baked goods in her rectal cavity.
   2. Stripping naked in public—eleven times in a row.
   3. Stabbing one’s boss in the head with a writing implement.
3. The best way to treat an emotionally fragile young girl is:
   1. Murder the main course of her Thanksgiving dinner before her very eyes.
   2. Tell her that her older sister is prettier than she, and then immediately die.
   3. Prevent her suicide by recommending she stay away from open windows.

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From the outrageously filthy and oddly innocent comedienne Sarah Silverman comes a memoir—her first book—that is at once shockingly personal, surprisingly poignant, and still pee-in-your-pants funny. If you like Sarah’s television show The Sarah Silverman Program, or memoirs such as Chelsea Handler’s Are You There Vodka? It’s Me Chelsea and Artie Lange’s Too Fat to Fish, you’ll love The Bedwetter.

About this Enhanced Edition

Available in the USA, UK and Canada, the highly anticipated memoir by Sarah Silverman has now been tailor-made for the iPhone. It includes the full ebook, the unabridged audiobook synchronised to the text, as well as exclusive video conversations between Silverman and her father.

The application has been developed in partnership with HarperCollins USA.